Jack -- Because I could stare at the scruffy grill for hours, and I don't care how gnarly his fish and fruit breath is. He's lovely, and so tortured. I like that.
A little ME action right below him, because I am a lazy lover. Ooh legs in the ayer!
Sawyer -- Because I like the feel of a scruff beard on the back of my neck. Also, he'd whisper snarky, insulting things in my ear. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!
And a little Hurley in there. More cushion for..well, you know. Plus, he's super cuddly and adorable. Also, you know he'd bring snacks, and I appreciate a man who supplies sustenance during manwich sexplosions.
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